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here are more jokes:
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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jokes on different topics
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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other topics on the jokes
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
yo mama so tall if she lies down our galixy is in here face
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and the last of the jokes on this single bage right here
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "Oh, what a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah, now let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make Halloween cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't even give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord on her ankle, they put it on her neck.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn the surveillance cameras off.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street people say, "Dang, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in a strip club.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to a beautician, it took 12 hours for a quote.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to a bath but the water jumped out.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen won't date her.
Yo mama so ugly on Halloween she Trick or Treats via phone.
Yo mama so ugly she had to drunken her baby to breast feed it.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama so ugly when she sits in sand (like on a beach) cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly I heard your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo mamma so ugly she's just ugly.
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out.
Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
Your mama's so ugly when she was born there was a brawl in the delivery room about who got to slap her first!
I know some are the same
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